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they are fucking cis women UP
#my coworker today was like#my birthday is next week and i’m gonna get my period but what if i just didnt skip my bc that week#and im like. yeah? you can skip it for like. 3 months in a row very very safely#thats the whole point of birth control is to CONTROL when ur period is like#and her gyno had never told her she didn’t NEED ti have a period#like ahe was worried she’d get like sick and die lmao#and its just like! wow!! this is basic sex education and informed medical consent#that no one ever told you about#that sucks!!!#imagine how many cis women out there dont have a little transmasc twink to teach them these things
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dont understand people who "don't like" valentines day... I personally dgaf that its "made up" and "commercialist"... i love heart shaped things and i love everyone in my life. Its really simple
#im not only saying this bc its also my birthday#was telling this to my coworkers today and they were like “oh youre a person who likes valentines day” like yes.. a lover... what about it#Muting this lol
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every single time (template from @mhuyo)
#sorry lemme just. **audiodramas**#the silt verses#the magnus archives#midnight burger#cry havoc! ask questions later#camlann#ethics town#fawx & stallion#find us alive#wooden overcoats#i hope this hasn't been done yet#my coworker asked for podcast recs the other day and i was halfway through my list before she mentioned the true crime ones she liked#and if we had any similar ones#also today my friend was like “oh you don't know these anime because you've been into podcasts lately huh?” and sounded confused about it#but also this isn't a dig at anyone who does like the podcasts shown on the other side i just googled top podcasts
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I think its so awesome how everyone has completely different ideas of what is obviously right and wrong
#this girl on reddit was like today i fucked up by sleeping with my coworker the day i broke up with my ex for the 4th time#and i know its wrong and now we can never get back together#ok girl...#hows it wrong to sleep with someone when youre single
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Take!!! A gamble!!!! That love exists!!!! And do!!!! A loving!!!!!! Act!!!!!!!!
#I recite this like a mantra honestly#when I'm not feeling great I think what loving act could I do today#usually its give my cat lots of cuddles and kisses#but sometimes I'll message an old friend to see how they're doing#or offer my coworker some of my lunch#love exists and love is all around us if you choose to believe it <3#platonically physically romantically there's so many ways we can love#I aspire to be a beam of light in a world shadowed by fog#<3#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#sister calderón#red dead redemption community
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I love when I have to dog sit for my mum and the older dog (she is turning 16 in two months and generally tends to look like reanimated mediocre taxidermy) decides to have a 24 hour sleep cycle that consists of me going to fetch her every three hours to go to the bathroom and bribing her into accepting one (1) dental treat
I have to assume she completely exhausted herself by crying nonstop in a car for four hours the day before
But like. Does she HAVE to act so deeply suspicious that I am trying to assassinate her by poisoning her food
#my dogs#Sasha#she has gotten up today and even barked!#AND she’s eaten both her dental treat and some actual dog food#very proud of her bc she goes on hunger strike at the drop of a hat#my coworker the other day was like ‘dogs are more food motivated than cats’#which might be generally true but not in this household!!#I have to lock the cats away so they don’t eat the dogs food before they can#oh wait live update she is also drinking !!!#Sasha is ancient but apparently plans to live forever#every time I go wake her up to pee I have to make sure she’s still breathing#she’s not sick or anything she’s just that old#Yorkie lifespan is 13-16 and mini poodle is 13-15 so#she is ancient
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"Yeah, it was over here. Follow me."
(based on work yesterday)
#detroit become human#gavin reed#rk900#just replace the gun with a box cutter but yes i did ask my taller coworker#hey have you seen - and then he moved the box cutter closer to my line of vision and i just looked and said yeah thats fair#and then he was like nooooooo thats bad not fair hey but i steamrolled on with so yeah have you seen this thing#and then he had! so he took me to it#i have to once again reiterate this is just how my coworkers have always been and its why#even antagonistic coworkers dont strike me as antagonists#it might be my extremely skewed perspective but ive had lots of... unhinged? coworkers?#thinking about the guy who came to work v nonchalantly with a taser ...#that would actually be a p funny comic too ...#are these normal work experiences? idk! do you guys have weird work histories with people and box cutters and tasers?#or is it just me lmao.....#if it wasnt for what happened today i would have considered swapping the roles here to have gavin pulling the gun on nines#but based on the height factor of todays conversation it had to be this way for it
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Everything is very horrible today in an autistic meltdown kinda way so either I'll pop off and draw a lot or lay face down in bed doing nothing for several hours we'll just have to see
#the worst thing is its not just any one thing#its a build up of terrible terrible terrible#and when i do fibally get set off it seems like its over smthn really fuckinf stupid#RAGHHH#i will explain actually cause most of it woild piss anyone off#my whole family is off of school/work today except me#my siblings went to the movies#i had to go to work and work was fuxking SLAMMED#so i had a pretty shitty day already work wise#then i learn like an hour before i leave that i have to pick up my siblings#in the rain#in the dark#and also two othee peoplw are gonna be there so my car will be litetally full#and its in the busiest part of town#AND i have to pick up dinner beforehand#so that combined with evweything elae aboit today was already upsettint#and then the coworker i dont fucking like started fuckung around with smthn#not doing his aork#which is why i dont like him cause he never gets anything done#so that was sort of the last straw ig#anyway my manaher was bejng really nice befoee i left cause i was obviously upsey#but i was like ' listen i am literally about to have a meltdown so i have to go i cant do this rn '#i feel bad about it#but whats worse briefly inconviencing my manager or having a whole fucking meltdown in frojt of everyone#muppets ref ha#anyway#i just wish my parents respected me#even a little bit#cause they sure fucking dont#not me nor my time haha!
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me on my day off: gonna draw so much soooo much
reality: sleeps half the day
#go a message from a coworker this morning like omg the engineers are NOT being helpful rn!!!!#like buddy the engineers are on their well earned break for 4th of july#everyone works as close to midnight daily#and grts up at ass o clock to fix bugs#today theyre not doing shit accept that#anyway i did some drawing had lunch and then it wasnt even that heavy my brain was just like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 3 hour nap
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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage
#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao#but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here#i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying#tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number#(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a#plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time#and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars#and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75#the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???
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Buddy Daddies x Ao3
(yes I made even more... part 1/part2)
Bonus:
(all tags found on @dear-ao3)
#On today's episode of 'my coworkers are semi-asleep and I'm just trying to survive night shift'#Anyways Tumblr people seem to like this format so I thought why not#Buddy daddies#suwa rei#kurusu kazuki#kazurei#kyuutaro kugi#Ao3#Buddy daddies meme
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She could be tying her hair back for any number of reasons ...
#The Sims 4#Sims 4#TS4#intramoon#this sequence of photos wasnt suppose to suggest anything#but after i finished it i feel like it kinda does#or my brain is rotten which in that case my bad#but i love seeing sims do mundane#things like tying their hair up#dying their hair#painting their names etc#finally have free time for sims#got that job#was very off#manager was asking my clothing size in front of#my coworkers which i didnt want to answer#but couldnt figure out how to get out of it?#maybe im over reacting but it made me feel weird#amongst many other things#got another interview at another job i wanted more#turned out to be a 20 person group interview??#a girl i met their got my number we've been friendly chatting#havent heard back yet so we're not sure we got in or not#got a newsroom award which was sweet#quit the first job today#very hectic#when i just want to daydream about the sims
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If u consistently choose kindness on the internet in comment sections and dms and content I love you.
#chatterbox#I See so many people always trying to stir the pot or cause arguments or take everything in bad faith just as an excuse for being mean#and it’s very demotivating as a human being . like wanting to exist in a world like that#however. kindness and love and joy is everywhere you look too. and it is a decision you can make .#shakes everyone by the shoulders I NEED SOMETHING TO BE DONE ABOUT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN#I love love and whimsy and happiness and i want everyone else to enjoy those feelings too#😞IMMA DRAW HAPPY CREEPED ART#DRAWN TOO MANY OF THEM FIGHTING AND GLARING AND COVERED IN WOUNDS#sucker when she gets somber before a shift#I work with kids imma see little babies babbling around like waaahuuuhghhh < baby noises#and I work w my fave coworker today AND it’s a morning shift instead of closing shift . blessed#actually they might put me back in the hole today.#couple weeks ago I was climbing 20 feet in the air on netting with no support so I could cut down fans that were a ft from the ceiling LMFAO#I miss my old coworker he was absurd but he was always giving us side quests
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NO RIVERDALE HATE. RIVERDALE HATE IS THE MIND-KILLER. SAYING IT WENT DOWNHILL AFTER SEASON ONE IS THE LITTLE-DEATH THAT BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION. YOU WILL FACE THE ONLY WATCHING IT IRONICALLY. YOU WILL PERMIT IT TO PASS OVER AND THROUGH YOU AND WHEN IT HAS GONE PAST YOU WILL TURN THE INNER EYE TO SEE ITS PATH. WHERE THE CRINGE COMPILATIONS HAVE GONE THERE WILL BE HOMOSEXUALITY
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this doesnt like, make for a funny witty internet story or whatever but its worth the reminder if someone harasses you in public you don't have to like, have a good snarky comeback or defend yourself you're allowed to just do what you gotta do and quietly remove yourself from the situation. maybe this is common sense but i do think it can get lost in all the noise so im saying it anyway. like this is applicable to many things but i'm personally speaking from my experience as a trans person if someone's yelling some shit at me in a public bathroom. you know. maybe you want to irl kungpowpenis them or whatever but its a choice, you don't have to. sometimes it is more important that you just survive. this like anything takes practice.
#me casually mentioning the transphobia ive experienced to my coworkers today and them being like Wait For Real?#like yeah lol. you know what world we live in.#i do not by any stretch of the imagination have it the worst but you know. it is what it is.
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martin's promotion from jon's most hated employee in s1 to jon's nagging wife in s2 is astounding
#i never realized just how much their relationship changed in s2#not even that much romantically but the fact that martin feels comfortable enough to do thinge#like suggest jon seek therapy#wild stuff#and the fact that jon is paranoid about his coworkers being murderers#yet with martin hes like oh we went to lunch together oh we talked today ohh martin braided my hair today
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